Ah, here we are again. On the Internet while watching ThanksKilling. Gobble, gobble, motherf#%@er.
Yes, that's the tagline, and yes, I just came across this title in Netflix instant watch. Here you go:
- Why are her breasts hanging out?
- Yep, it's an actual turkey.
- The music and the bad stereotypes spell out an A+ movie is about to ensue.
- "What's poon?"
- God, this is bad. So, so bad.
- Don't you hate it when they make an obvious actor into a hobo-looking guy and they do it wrong and it looks fake. That is what this movie is about.
- Mark - "No, not the totem! And that is what unleashes THE TURKEY!"
- Look at that mustache. Full of shit coffee.
- There was a penis! Did you see the penis?!
- Yes, a killer Turkey. Yes, Turkeyologists. Yes, Thankskilling.
- The turkey talks. The puppet turkey talks and "axe"adentally killed the dog.
- DON'T GO ALONE!!!
- The dumb one cannot stop posing.
- What the fuck?! Yes, it's a funny bunny.
- Those turkey droppings look a lot like little sausages.
- Apparently the "geek" drools or something. But you never see actual drool...
- What the FUCK?! He was about to have sex with that turkey!
- The turkey is driving. That is totally possible.
- This is so bad (same joke twice, I'm hoping it pops up again).
- How is that turkey holding that knife?
- Nice pumpkin pie . . .
- Oh god, nooooooooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- "You just got stuffed!"
- The JonBenet Ramsey joke came up again!
- Nice disguise.
This concludes Part 1 of this live blog. Mark's off to bed, and I can't stand to watch any more without him.
Goodnight, and happy Thankskilling.
