Thankskilling: The Live Blog (Part 1)

Ah, here we are again.  On the Internet while watching ThanksKilling.  Gobble, gobble, motherf#%@er.

Yes, that's the tagline, and yes, I just came across this title in Netflix instant watch.  Here you go:

• Why are her breasts hanging out?
• Yep, it's an actual turkey.
• The music and the bad stereotypes spell out an A+ movie is about to ensue.
• "What's poon?"
• God, this is bad.  So, so bad.
• Don't you hate it when they make an obvious actor into a hobo-looking guy and they do it wrong and it looks fake.  That is what this movie is about.
• Mark - "No, not the totem!  And that is what unleashes THE TURKEY!"
• Look at that mustache.  Full of shit coffee.
• There was a penis!  Did you see the penis?!
• Yes, a killer Turkey.  Yes, Turkeyologists.  Yes, Thankskilling.
• The turkey talks.  The puppet turkey talks and "axe"adentally killed the dog.
• DON'T GO ALONE!!!
• The dumb one cannot stop posing.
• What the fuck?!  Yes, it's a funny bunny.
• Those turkey droppings look a lot like little sausages.
• Apparently the "geek" drools or something.  But you never see actual drool...
• What the FUCK?!  He was about to have sex with that turkey!
• The turkey is driving.  That is totally possible.
• This is so bad (same joke twice, I'm hoping it pops up again).
• How is that turkey holding that knife?
• Nice pumpkin pie . . .
• Oh god, nooooooooooo!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
• "You just got stuffed!"
• The JonBenet Ramsey joke came up again!
• Nice disguise.

This concludes Part 1 of this live blog.  Mark's off to bed, and I can't stand to watch any more without him.

Goodnight, and happy Thankskilling.

Bowls of Phở this year:  still 3